Being original is a hobby of mine (let’s face it, I pretty much do everything that xkcd tells me to, especially when it’s obscure math that I have no fucking clue about), and as a result I’ve spent the greater part of the last week devising the most efficient way to fit in my basement (approximately an 8′ by 8′ pit would be ideal) including which balls to get, what cage to put them in, and most importantly, how to keep heroin needles and venomous snakes out .
But truthfully, it’s for the ladies.
